sapient-squirtel:

jessepnkman:

ladies, if a guy doesn’t eat pussy but still expects to get his dick sucked… laugh right in his face. leave the room in the midst of your laughter. go home while laughing. keep laughing for the rest of your life. never stop laughing.

Guys, if a girl doesn’t suck dick but still expects to get eaten out… laugh right in her face. leave the room in the midst of your laughter. go home while laughing. keep laughing for the rest of your life. never stop laughing.

xmichaeljacksonx:

smoothbutnotacriminal:

MJ Estate: WE HAVE A REALLY BIG ANNOUNCEMENT COMING UP! NO JOKE, YOU WILL GO INSANE! WATCH OUT!

MJ Estate: *releases dumbass commercial with a stupid remix of an awesome song*

Fans:

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MJ Estate: *no warning*

MJ Estate: NEW MJ ALBUM FEATURING FULLY COMPLETED UNRELEASED SONGS COMING OUT IN JUST OVER 6 WEEKS!

Fans:

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^^^^