cuttingmyhips:

agent-british-fangirl:

kldzbop:

imagine banana wiht any other vowel

bununu

benene

bonono

binini

bynyny

Since when was ‘y’ a vowel?

A E I O U AND SOMETIMES Y GO TO FIRST GRADE

sapient-squirtel:

jessepnkman:

ladies, if a guy doesn’t eat pussy but still expects to get his dick sucked… laugh right in his face. leave the room in the midst of your laughter. go home while laughing. keep laughing for the rest of your life. never stop laughing.

Guys, if a girl doesn’t suck dick but still expects to get eaten out… laugh right in her face. leave the room in the midst of your laughter. go home while laughing. keep laughing for the rest of your life. never stop laughing.